The rental process is designed to make it easy for you to rent a fucking machine for your next event.
Here are the four simple steps:
Step One: Ordering, Rental Agreement and Payment
To rent a machine, start by completing the Rental Request (follow the link above). You will indicate when you want the machine and I will respond back within 24 hours to confirm. I will then send you the Rental Agreement (it covers the basic liability stuff, etc). You send that back with your refundable $100 deposit (sent as a gift via PayPal). You may change the rental date without penalty before I ship the machine, but your $100 will be surrendered if you completely cancel. This $100 deposit locks in your rental dates.
In case spontaneity hits, and you decide that you want a machine last minute, I will do my best to accommodate, but this may incur a rush charge of $50, in addition to increased shipping charges.
A few days prior to shipping the machine, I will confirm the address. You will also need to submit $300 via PayPal prior to me shipping the machine. This fee covers the rental cost and security deposit of $300 via PayPal prior to me shipping the machine. Your rental fees and shipping will be subtracted from the submitted funds and remaining portion will be returned when the machine returns to me.
Example: You decide that you want to rent a machine from MachineYourself, and you set a date but only want the machine for one week. You will send $100 through PayPal to hold the date. As the date approaches, you will send $300 through PayPal to cover rental and shipping to you. At this point, I have collected $400 from you. I ship the machine to you, which normally costs around $60. You enjoy the machine for the week, and ship it back to me on or before the end of your week, I will refund the remainder of the money, as soon as I have the machine in my possession and have inspected it.
$400 (Total paid)
-$145 (Cost of 1 week rental)
- $60 (Cost of shipping)
$195 (Amount of refund that you can expect)*
*The above calculation is an estimate. Shipping costs may vary by location and shipping provider.
Step Two: Enjoy!
The sex machine will arrive at your home in discrete packaging, and I attempt to get it there a day or two early. Open it up, make sure everything looks good, and start having fun!
Step Three: Package it Up
When your rental is over, it is your responsibility to package up the machine and ship it back (more details on that part in the next step). Please package the machine in the same box used for the original shipping, and please use all the padding materials. You are responsible for any damage to the machine on the return trip.
Step Four: Ship it Back
You are responsible for all return shipping charges (usually $50-$60, depending on your location). You may ship the machine back to me via either FedEx, USPS or UPS (they cost about the same, so go with whatever is more convenient for you.) You MUST provide me with tracking information within 24 hours of your rental end date. Failure to do so may result in a full or partial surrender of your deposit. Do not ship the dildo back with the machine. The purchase cost is accounted for in the machine rental. Due to health and safety regulations, the dildo cannot be used by anyone else.
Here are the four simple steps:
Step One: Ordering, Rental Agreement and Payment
To rent a machine, start by completing the Rental Request (follow the link above). You will indicate when you want the machine and I will respond back within 24 hours to confirm. I will then send you the Rental Agreement (it covers the basic liability stuff, etc). You send that back with your refundable $100 deposit (sent as a gift via PayPal). You may change the rental date without penalty before I ship the machine, but your $100 will be surrendered if you completely cancel. This $100 deposit locks in your rental dates.
In case spontaneity hits, and you decide that you want a machine last minute, I will do my best to accommodate, but this may incur a rush charge of $50, in addition to increased shipping charges.
A few days prior to shipping the machine, I will confirm the address. You will also need to submit $300 via PayPal prior to me shipping the machine. This fee covers the rental cost and security deposit of $300 via PayPal prior to me shipping the machine. Your rental fees and shipping will be subtracted from the submitted funds and remaining portion will be returned when the machine returns to me.
Example: You decide that you want to rent a machine from MachineYourself, and you set a date but only want the machine for one week. You will send $100 through PayPal to hold the date. As the date approaches, you will send $300 through PayPal to cover rental and shipping to you. At this point, I have collected $400 from you. I ship the machine to you, which normally costs around $60. You enjoy the machine for the week, and ship it back to me on or before the end of your week, I will refund the remainder of the money, as soon as I have the machine in my possession and have inspected it.
$400 (Total paid)
-$145 (Cost of 1 week rental)
- $60 (Cost of shipping)
$195 (Amount of refund that you can expect)*
*The above calculation is an estimate. Shipping costs may vary by location and shipping provider.
Step Two: Enjoy!
The sex machine will arrive at your home in discrete packaging, and I attempt to get it there a day or two early. Open it up, make sure everything looks good, and start having fun!
Step Three: Package it Up
When your rental is over, it is your responsibility to package up the machine and ship it back (more details on that part in the next step). Please package the machine in the same box used for the original shipping, and please use all the padding materials. You are responsible for any damage to the machine on the return trip.
Step Four: Ship it Back
You are responsible for all return shipping charges (usually $50-$60, depending on your location). You may ship the machine back to me via either FedEx, USPS or UPS (they cost about the same, so go with whatever is more convenient for you.) You MUST provide me with tracking information within 24 hours of your rental end date. Failure to do so may result in a full or partial surrender of your deposit. Do not ship the dildo back with the machine. The purchase cost is accounted for in the machine rental. Due to health and safety regulations, the dildo cannot be used by anyone else.
